21:40 - 05.12.2007
(es ist das make-up und schwarz?)

iwishiwere a yawning bunny. first day back to school, and i'm already sick of people staring at me like i have 9heads. have they never seen a human being before? apparently not. ithink i look quite normal: 2 eyes, 2 ears, nose, mouth, neck, 2 arms, 2 legs, etc. & everything's in the right place, even.

my linguistics professor asked us where we thought she was from. i was the only one who figured out the midwest. based on the syntax of her sentences and "accent" (because to me, another midwesterner, i hear no accent!), i knew that she was from around here. a student from florida informed her that she "talks funny" and has kinduva drawl. she sounds just fine to me, which i suppose proves the point of linguistics to begin with.

the scandanavuan professor, i dislike immemsely. she's stuffy, pretenious, arrogant, and stiff. enough said.

there is no german professor. we're thinking they lost him at the last minute. because a ta from arizona, lacking lesson plans, is teaching the class now. not to say his german isn't fluent and excellent and that he didn't teach a very good class today; just that he seems put on the spot, and i was fully expecting a professor from germany. (greatbig sadface with rainclouds.)

on the other hand, my political science class was supposed to have a ta, but we have a professor instead. who doesn't want us "wasting hardearned money on textbooks." so he's putting all the readings online. unlike the bitch scandanavian teacher who made us pay $30 for a GRAINY, PHOTOCOPIED packet of filmscripts.

not sobad, considering i started off the day spilling my blackdeath coffee all over my backpack, gloves, scarf, hat, and frontseat of my car.

oh, and i've decided that allother college students need to be struck down by mia. let them feel fat and anxious and throwup their coffee in a public restroom during the 5minute break in class and come back shaky and smelly. then we'll see who stares at whom.